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Problem is, a writer doesn't stop editing or criticizing when they put down their unfinished book or poem. The tendencies carry into life. A writer is always trying to perfect the story of which they are the main character.

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Me:
What are these "Foos" and why are they fighting them?
Brother:
It's like Kung Fu, you know, kung fu fighting.
Mom:
No, no, that's F-U.................Oh.
*Engage laughter*